Day 15

Day 15- Ubud

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Our last day we treated ourselves to a half day at Karsa Spa. Once we arrived we knew we should have booked a full day of pampering. Thailand had massage parlors every 100 feet and overall had better masseuses than Bali but this place was amazing. They kept everything very professional and were well organized. We picked our oils and scrubs and led to private rooms.

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We started full body massage. I chose lavender oil but it was faint. Next was a coffee scrub (the other scrubs were somewhat spicy smelling). And followed up with a white clay and honey body mask. We were given some time to shower and bathe and meet back outside.

I had a hair mask next. I asked what the mask consisted of but I was told ‘cream’ and another explained she wasn’t sure because they bought it like that. It was sweet smelling and for all I know she was massaging my head with Pantene for half an hour. Fine by me though because it was so relaxing.

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Then we wrapped up with a foot massage, scrub, pedicure. We did run a little over on time but no complaints here.

Lots of traffic later we arrived at the airport. A quick bite to eat and lots of waiting waiting waiting. Asia Air you’re cheap but you overcharge on everything else… like seat upgrades, meals, and baggage. Also, I think it’s often you’re running 30 min late. Stop off in Malaysia again and on to Incheon. Here we go…..

Day 14

Day 14- Ubud

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Today’s bike tour started with our driver causally smoking a cig, waiting at the front desk. He seemed in no hurry for us to come down from our room or to get us to the main office. I already knew I was going to like these guys. Ebikes Bali had easygoing kids with jokes on jokes on jokes. We started with me fumbling with my helmet and I said it’s because I got a big head. Without skipping a beat, Ajus (ah-juice) said ‘big brain!’ Haha yes, Ajus πŸ€“

Once we figured out our bikes had an electric motor good for 50 km (our ride was 18 km) we didn’t hesitate to press that little gray button.

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Our first stop took us to a temple where Ajus explained that there are over 40,000 temples in Bali not including family temples. He said there are so many because you first build 3 temples for the main gods (I can’t begin to attempt to spell their names), 3 more for their respective wives, 1 at the crossroads or what I took to be the entrance to the village, and 1 at the northern edge to mark their limits. Totaling 8, and epic number.

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From there we headed to the rice fields where Ajus warned ‘men be careful. Me be careful. Bumpy road. Watch your balls.’ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oh Ajus.

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At the rice fields we learned the cycles and the farming methods like using ducks to help clean up the fields before they burn it. He said farmers are very careful to collect the quack quacks or crispy duck! He also mentioned that sometimes rodents are a problem and snakes are brought in. But don’t worry, only poisonous snakes in Bali are in the forest. And don’t worry, don’t worry you have three days before you die!

We continued cycling around town and ended up at a coffee tasting company. They specialize in Luwak Coffee which lets these weasels eat the green coffee beans, pick up their poop, clean and grind the beans to reduce the level of acid in the beans and produce the ‘most expensive coffee since colonial times.’ (I guess homeboy never went to a Starbucks) The tasting of their blends were free but the Luwak coffee was relatively expensive at 50,000 rupiah a cup. Once we finished at the tasting room, Ajus asked how it went. He said they call it ‘catpoochino’ and I said oh yeah ‘cappuccino!’ and he said ‘ya, catPOOchino’ smiling with all this teeth.

Seriously, you couldn’t help but enjoy his company. It was all downhill from there- literally. It was a bit intense sharing about 12 feet of road of cars, mopeds, pedestrians, and stray dogs (there are quite a few) but we made it back in one piece. Another guide was joking legs not sore just here- pointing to his left thumb that controlled the electric motor. He couldn’t be more right 😭

Back at our hotel we took a quick nap and headed to the Monkey Forest. It describes itself at a nature sanctuary and reserve but it felt very much like an open petting zoo. They sell bananas and the monkeys are… tame… yet very unpredictable. Honestly scary is what I’d use to describe them. You can’t look them in the eye since it’s a sign of aggression, can’t approach the babies, can’t make loud noises, can’t run, can’t leave trash around, don’t tease them, don’t hide food, don’t panic but yet there are ‘handler’ type people around to help you feed them and take pictures. It’s hilarious because when they start acting up they pull out a sling shot (still wrapped up) and the monkey instantly obeys. The handler said it’s the monkey tamer πŸ˜‚ We also saw Aunty with a long metal pole. She raised it up like how your mom looks when you answer back and the monkeys scatter so quick! She’s the guardian of the bananas. A small bunch is 20,000 rupiah with maybe 5-6 apple bananas or 2 min play time with monkeys 😭 we got a small bunch and instantly one latched on to Michaels shirt. Michael spun around and he looked like the carnival ride, you know the one with the swings. I wish through my laughing I was able to take a video or picture since it was beyond ridiculous. After that we headed out quick seeing how feisty the monkeys were. It didn’t seem like much more than a couple hundred monkeys running around, eating bananas, and scaring little children.

Our last day is tomorrow and we have a spa day planned. Excited to be going home and sad to say goodbye. Still a longs ways to go though πŸ‘‹πŸ» Malaysia πŸ‘‹πŸ» Korea πŸ‘‹πŸ» Hawaii.

Coulda been πŸ‘‹πŸ»Australia πŸ‘‹πŸ» home. My bad Mike!

Day 13 pt 2

Our highlights of the day had to be the temples. I swear the parking attendant and person guarding the bathroom are making up their own positions. I’d love to set up at a park at home and charge tourists to use the facilities. And be sure to pay after you use the bathroom not before otherwise you will get stopped and asked to pay again. I stood firm though, I wasn’t about to pay another 23 cents!

Also, the women working the shops before the temples are very convincing that you need a sarong prior to entering the temple. In that respect they are correct. They fail to mention that free ones are available and encouraged. Those sneaky ladies want to charge you 20,000 rupiah too. It doesn’t sound too bad at $1.50 but if you keep going you’ll hear 10,000! I eventually heard two for 10,000. Obviously my face reads sucker because I would have paid the 20k.

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Michael’s on the hand reads local. With his darker complexion, big eyes, and prominent nose he fits right in. The Balinese have a Filipino look to them and are quick to talk to Michael. Once they see his scared and confused face they try again, obviously disappointed and in English “where are you from?” I swear this happened more than a handful of times. I get “your face like Asia yeah? Japanese?” πŸ‘©πŸ» yes Japanese. “You speak?” No.. (more disappointment)

I think thats why we weren’t really approached in the temples. I often saw guides and overhead men explaining to tourists about the history and culture but assuming Michael knows what he’s doing we weren’t offered any help. It was fine though and we enjoyed ourselves nonetheless.

The first temple was Pura Tirta Empul or a holy water temple built around or over a natural spring. Tourists and local alike come for its cleaning properties. The baths were very full and looked very cold. We were told it’s clean but the amount of people packed in there did not convince us. Many Balinese people go there to cleanse themselves and pray or we also observed them talking the water back by the gallon. Our driver said that is very common and many people come here.

Next was Gunung Kawi Temple known for the large carvings in the cliff face and surrounding rice fields. Oh man but they made you work for it. Flights and flights of stairs going down and heavy breathing individuals coming up. The shops selling sarongs and trinkets also lined the stairs. It was definitely worth the trek with many parts to the temple. On our way up we bought two sodas for 40,000 rupiah which I was like hm sounds expensive… but I’m thirsty whatever $3. About 10 min later when we arrived at the top, a man was yelling 5,000 rupiah! 5,000 rupiah! For a can of soda… I was like damn. But easy going Michael just said she obviously needed it more than us- so don’t worry about it.

We also visited Goa Gajah or Elephant Cave. It was much smaller than Gunung Kawai Temple but the rock carving was still amazing. While roaming around we found a small temple in the back. And small old woman was there prepping her flowers and incense for prayer. She called me over and two others to be included in her small ceremony. I loved it. I had no idea what was going on but felt it felt so intimate. She gave us flowers, sprinkled water on us, and put rice on our neck and heads. I asked our driver what it meant and he said it was a prayer and the rice symbolizes “clear mind.”

By now it late afternoon early evening and we’re told it’s probably best to head to our hotel because it was getting dark and the temples won’t be open for much longer.

So we say good bye to our driver Agung,
check in, and look for dinner. After all the walking I can’t help but look for a massage. While not as prevalent as Thailand, it’s still available and still ridiculously cheap. For an hour foot massage you can expect to pay about $5-8 USD. And don’t accept sticker price. Weasel them down!

Tomorrow we have an bike tour planned so we’ll need some sleep…

Day 13 pt 1

Day 13- Seminyak/Ubud

We arranged for our driver from the airport to shuttle us around today for 650,000 rupiah or approximately $50 USD for eight hours. Everything he said ended either in “yes my friend” or “brother.” Can we go here? Of course brother. Is this place worth the stop? Yes, my friend. It was very endearing. He’s in his late 20’s and very chatty when we were up and quiet when we needed some alone time. He would wait in the car and it felt like he put a beeper on us because when we would walk back to the car he would pop up from his seat with his bright red polka-dotted neck pillow and a huge smile. If he wasn’t in the car he was making friends with the nearby shop keepers or smoking a cigarette with old men. He would always keep an eye out for us and make sure he’d beat us back to the car by a few steps.

Our first stop was an outlet mall of sorts. He was as excited as us to look around because as soon as he parked he said “I will come with you. See something!” He was bored after about 20 min but he’d jump up when he’d see us and ask if we wanted to put our new things down in the car. And then follow up with “no rush no rush, look around.”

Back in the car we chatted with our driver. He was anxious to know where we came from, what we do, what it’s like at home, the cost of things, the beaches, you name it. He described life in Bali to be very hard on locals and very expensive.

For example, hotel workers work a regular workweek- 5 days a week 8 hours a day. But in Bali there’s an additional 6th day a week for with a 10 hour shift. And roughly a hotel worker would make $4-500 USD per month. most of these people know Balinese, Indonesian, English, and/or Japanese.

We told him we were looking for a small condo/apartment at home for $300,000 USD and he couldn’t believe it. He said we could buy a small hotel here…

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Ubud seems to be a quaint artisan community, we went through a silver district- very popular in Bali. A woodwork area with lots of furniture, wooden sculptures, rattan cages baskets chairs and tables, intricate doors and hanging pieces. Masonry as well, with large statues and pillars ready made to welcome guests in to homes or temples.

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We visited a batik weaving factory and watched women use wax to hand make designed as well as weave. The prices were quite expensive but they used silk and I assume cotton.

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We also checked out a couple of silver stores on the insistence of our driver. He said he loves silver! The items are again handmade with many pedants available, large rings, bracelets, and earrings. I tried really hard to find something but couldn’t find a piece I really loved and worth the price tag. Most pieces were about $50-100 USD.

For lunch he took us to a place he knew and enjoyed with his girlfriend. A BBQ place specializing ribs πŸ˜› And a coconut because yes.

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I’ll post more about the temples separately since we went to a few. Ttyl πŸ‘‹πŸ»

Balinese driving

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Balinese use their horns like warning bells. They even sound more friendly as opposed to a f you. It’s good to see all those in mopeds using helmets, very unlike Thailand. Traffic is pretty bad maybe and seems to be at all hours of the day.

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If possible the driving here is even more insane. Two lanes suddenly means three cars side by side and often a bike lane with mopeds. Cars are still straddling center lines, mopeds overtaking on the left and the right sometimes simultaneously, and no one bats an eye with all this frantic movement. If I ever saw tailgating this would be it. Honk you’re getting to close toot toot thanks for moving from the center to the left honk watch out honk what are you doing honk coming around this corner honk moped you stupid honk don’t try to merge here honk honk do you need a taxi. It’s almost comical how often they use their horn. We’re really not at our full potential America. And truthfully we haven’t seen any accidents and haven’t be that close to being in one either. Although our driver said there are a lot of casualties since sometimes as many as 4 people on a moped… and as young as 8 or 9 driving mopeds as well even though the law is 17.

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Our driver also said that police only ever pull over international drivers, never local because they want to fine them and line their pockets. He said the corruption is very bad here.

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Taxi or taksi drivers and cars are rampant here. I would say more than half of the vehicles on the road are metered. And the honking is nonstop. I think they do it to tourists who are walking to alert them that they are available… I think. Either that or Michaels got really nice legs because I know it’s not me.

Sidewalks are uneven, mismatched, and definitely not for the elderly. Rolled curbs are also the norm since roadways are so narrow that drivers are often pulling over to let another pass or avoid a slow moped. I’d say the two lanes are equivalent to a lane and a half that were used to in the US. Maybe only 12-15 ft wide? Probably also why the standard car looks about the size of a Toyota Carolla. No one ever seems openly upset at being cutoff or having to let another through despite all the noise.

We hageΒ a full day of driving ahead so I will update will more photos and experiences!

Day 11

Day 11- Kuala Lumpur/Denpasar

Early early morning as we navigate the massive airport here in Kuala Lumpur. 7am flight to Denpasar, Bali on Malindo Air. This has got to be one of the nicer and cleaner airlines we’ve flown so far. Flight attendants wear crisp white tops and bright beautiful geometric skirts and perfect hair. The aircraft is newer and for only a 3 hr flight were surprised there’s a screen on every seat.

A free meal of vegetarian curry and naan, I mentioned to Michael there was only a vegetarian option. The flight attendant overheard me and said oh it’s really good though. I said I was okay but idk bout him, jokingly side eyeing Michael. She just replied, it’s always the guys right πŸ˜‰ I couldn’t help but laugh. Then she discretely offered him her crew meal of noodles which of course was way better!

When we arrived in Denpasar International Airport we were happy to see that immigration was almost nonexistent. You don’t need a visa and the officers check your passport and usher you through. A nice start to Indonesia.

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The taxi drivers on the other hand. Oh my. So aggressive. I had researched online to expect to pay about 80k rupiah to the general area of our hotel. The first driver who approached us said 215k and I said what?! She looked a little scared and offered 200k. And I said no. She then went down to 180k and I left. Little did I know… we walked down a ways and the next driver approached and said 300k. I said no and he tried again 250k. At this point I was wondering how good my research had been. The third driver the most persistent started again at 300k. I said no way inside was 180k. I was trying really hard to get it down to 150/160k and he’s rattling off oh airport parking, oh petrol, oh this and that. I said I’m not paying for parking! (That’s what I read online, don’t get suckered into paying all their fees). In the end he gave up and said okay 180,000 rupiah which is under $14 USD for a 30 min trip. Essentially I was tired and irritated over probably $6… but no one wants to feel taken advantage of! I think Michael felt sorry for them. My inner Chinese lady at the market came out today!

Times Michael could murder me and my mom would forgive him

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Michael: do we need a visa?
Amara: nah I don’t think so
Michael: did you check?
Amara: πŸ˜…
Michael: amara…
Amara: I think I asked sandy…

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M: how long is this flight?
A: oh like four hours
[doesnt account for time difference]
*six hours later*
M: Amara…
A: we’re almost there, we’re almost there

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M: where’s our hotel?
A: I don’t know

M: how far is it?
A: I don’t know

M: how are we getting there?
A: I don’t know

M: how much is it?
A: I don’t know

A: I just wanna throat punch you
M: Try me. I will drop kick you right now

And my favorite…

M: amara, where’s Malaysia?
A: πŸ™ƒ
M: how are we going home?
A: what do you mean?
M: are we going back this way?
A: yes
M: why didn’t we fly to Australia then home? It’s much closer… and easier…
A: hm πŸ€”
M: hm 😠
A: never occurred to me…
M: never occurred to you to look at a map?!
A: πŸ˜…